Quotes By Author: Lily Tomlin

“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.”

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I said “Somebody should do something about that.” Then I realized I am somebody.”

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”