“Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”

“You know, everybody’s ignorant, just on different subjects.”

“If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.”

“I never met a man that I didn’t like.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like.”