“Tim Minchin’s musings on Tony, the first ‘fish’ ever to have feet:Imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet on the brink of the beginnings of mankind as we know it… if he could look forward just a few short… hundreds of millions of years… to see one of his descendants… an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus, having a nail hammered through his feet… the very feet that Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a, sort of, schizophrenic discourse with a God who was created by Mankind to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.”

− Tim Minchin −