All Quotes By Tag: Cat

“You’ll still be my light in the dark, Cat. Even if you fall.”

“Dr. Beall gave him the first shot, followed closely by the second.He said, “I’ll check for a heartbeat.”I said, “You don’t need to. I can see it in his eyes.”Dewey was gone.”

“There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various people owned him. None of those people he cared for. This cat was not afraid of death. One life, the cat became a stray cat, which meant it was free. And it met a white female cat. They became mates, and lived together. Time passed, the white cat passed away of old age. And the tiger- striped cat cried a million times. Eventually, the cat died again. But this time, it didn’t come back to life.”

“For several centuries, the Celtic church of Ireland was spared the Greek dualism of matter and spirit. They regarded the world with the clear vision of faith. When a young Celtic monk saw his cat catch a salmon swimming in shallow water, he cried, “The power of the Lord is in the paw of the cat!”

“I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.“Oh, Kitten,” he murmured as his lips dragged down my throat. “You didn’t really think we were done, did you?”

“Happiness makes me purr like a cat, and roar like a lion.”

“I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.”

“Hmmm…it tastes like fish, it looks like milk. Okay! I give up. What is it?” the cat asked.The cat with a thousand questions.”

“I belong up there, in the sky, travelling the universe in search of life, but for now, I will just have to be satisfied with a paw on the window, and memories of my past.”

“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”- Cat re: Bones”

“It’s the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can’t stand each other. It’s like we’re already married.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“Church was doing what he often did when dropped – lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.”

“Winston Gallagher!” I said, recognizing the first ghost I’de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. “Don’t even think about poltergeisting my panties again”. “This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little–” “Bones don’t!” I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it.”