"What were you thinking?” I demande"

“What were you thinking?” I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. “Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?”Adrian grinned. “Nah. They all feel bad for you. You’ll achieve martyrdom after dancing with a mean, wicked vampire. Job security with the Alchemists.”

- Richelle Mead,

Tag: adrian-ivashkov, funny, hilarious, indigo-spell, romance, sydney-sage, sydrian,

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“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tag: angular, anorexia, anorexic, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, as-thin-as-a-rake, beefy, beer-bellied, big-boned, blubbery, bony, chubbiness, chubby, chunky, corpulence, corpulent, diet, eat, emaciated, energies, energy, fat, fatness, fatty, flabbiness, flabby, fleshy, food, funny, gangling, gangly, gaunt, gawky, gaze, gazing, glutton, gluttony, greed, greedy, gross, grossness, heavyset, hilarious, hollow-cheeked, humor, humorous, humour, impression, joke, jokes, junk, junk-food, lanky, large, lean, looking-like-a-bag-of-bones, meaty, obese, obesity, of-ample-proportions, overweight, paunchy, pinched, plump, plumpness, plus-sized, porky, portliness, portly, potbellied, pudgy, quotations, quotes, rangy, rawboned, repress, repression, roly-poly, rotundity, satire, scraggy, scrawny, skeletal, skin-and-bones, skinny, slender, slim, spindly, stare, staring, sticklike, stout, stoutness, suppress, suppression, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeouts, thin, tubby, underfed, undernourished, urge, urges, waiflike, well-upholstered,

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“The two-by-four by the door sometimes ya need it to get their attention – Grannie Gin”

- Lisa Jackson - Malice

Tag: funny, hilarious, wisdom,

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“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”

- George R.R. Martin,

Tag: funny, hilarious, humour, humourous, truth,

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“He was still thoughtful. ‘Do you think any of us ever really knows anyone?’ ‘Philosophy, Lord Dryden? And yet it’s daylight and everyone is still sober.”

- Julie Anne Long,

Tag: hilarious, philosophy, something-to-ponder,

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“You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!”“Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead—all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?”Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”“Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what!” I announced with a loud hiccup.“Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave!”

- Jeaniene Frost,

Tag: bones-and-cat, hilarious, humor,

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