All Quotes By Tag: Humor
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“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.”
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“No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn’t prove Spiderman is true.”
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“Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the ‘creative bug’ is just a wee voice telling you, ‘I’d like my crayons back, please.”
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“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”
“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.”
“It’s such a silly little thing, the heart.”
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“Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That’s gross.”Letty let out a snort. “Please, like you don’t lick dudes.””That’s different,” Dex explained with a grimace. “None of those dudes were Ash. Besides, last time I checked, Ash was allergic to nuts.”
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“Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?”
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“Though I am a well rounded individual, I can be as sharp as a square.”
“Say everything knowing that it’s probably going to be repeated again.”
“LORD GORING: I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about.LORS CAVERSHAM: You seem to me to be living entirely for pleasure.LORD GORING. What else is there to live for, father? Nothing ages like happiness.”
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