All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“I may returnIf dissatisfiedWith what I learnFrom having died.”

“The strive to improve society through art is like applying talcum powder in order to cure an advanced goitre.”

“Be kind. Be friendly. Be likable.But don’t worry if someone doesn’t like you.You won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, and that’s okay.You can be someone’s cup of coffee instead. And coffee is AWESOME.”

“The monument of a great man is not of granite or marble or bronze. It consists of his goodness, his deeds, his love and compassion.”

“No better words than “thank you” have yet been discovered to express the sincere gratitude of one’s heart, when the two words are sincerely spoken.”

“Happiness depends not on things around me, but on my attitude.”

“I am beginning to think yuppie parents lie to their offspring, telling them they’re suffering from food allergies when they’re actually not, hoping to con their hypercompetitive children into eating whatever trendy diet promises to help them grow into big, strong, overly self-esteemed junk bond traders.”

“Input of your activity, is the output of your karma”

“Hidden symbol of your past shows your destinatioon”

“All you need to know about men is this – they have a great need to put their cock into whatever hole they find.”

“One who has no desire to help is quick to offer advice.”

“The only bad dessert is the one not served.”

“Mirth,” Dr. Tuttle said. “I like it better than joy. Happiness isn’t a word I like to use in here. It’s very arresting, happiness. You should know that I’m someone who appreciates the subtleties of human experience. Being well rested is a precondition, of course. Do you know what mirth means? M-I-R-T-H?””Yeah. Like The House of Mirth,” I said. “A sad story,” said Dr. Tuttle.”I haven’t read it.””Better you don’t.”

“The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.”

“Pouring water on dry feces will just give bad odour”