“I want to bask deeply in the taste of his blood, in that flowing crimson filled with his feelings melted in it…”

“She was evil. Couldn’t he, who killed demons with his own hands, realize that? And now I had to run for Mardi Gras Queen because of him. Or her. I didn’t know whose fault it was but there was no way I could back down now.”

“FYI, women think glasses are a sign of brains, and also, they’re sexy.”

“Wait a minute,” Sandra said, sounding skeptical. “You were really stuck?”Things were starting to get worse.Her mouth dropped open and she began to laugh—the kind of laugh that would have been music to his ears if she were laughing with him and not at him.Things were definitely worse.”

“You said we’ve got a new page. I figure I’ve got some say in what gets written on it. So I’m going to work on you. Last time around, you threw yourself at me.” “I did no such thing.”“Sure you did. But I can see I’ve got my work cut out for me this time. That’s okay.” He skimmed his thumb over her knuckles before she jerked her hand free. “In fact, I think I’m going to enjoy it.”“I don’t know why I waste my time trying to mend fences with you. You’re as arrogant as you ever were.”“Just the way you like me, sweetheart.”

“I looked around the room, at everyone who inhabited the space, person and monster, slave and master, aware we were in the madness together, swirling around in the same mess, all out to get something, a piece of our own pie. But I knew that in the midst of that noxious stew, coming to terms with our poisons was only the beginning. Ever forward, Cecile’s voice replayed in my mind. Ever forward.”

“She’s as plastic as you are! I’m telling you, it’s a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they’ll come out of the birth canal with Fisherprice stamped on their butts!”

“Gavin turned us to face Josh, a satisfied grin springing up when he noticed the condition of Josh’s clothes. “Thanks for the last-minute invitation, man.” Josh chuckled, patting Gavin on the shoulder. “Shall I do the honors, Mr. Suave?” “Sure thing, Frodo Baggins. By the way, I hear the Shire has impeccable dinner parties this time of year.” The corners of Gavin’s lips twitched and his eyebrows shot up as he gestured to a food stain of some sort near the collar of Josh’s white shirt. Josh’s chin shot down to follow Gavin’s amusement and he quickly tried to wipe away the crumbs. “Yeah, well … you know how we hobbits like to eat.”

“Holy Bon Jovi, the queen of darkness actually had a soul.”

“Love me for stupid reasons,I like those most.”

“The divorce papers remained unopened in the crisp yellow envelope. He had thrown it on his desk without a backward glance. Between his lashes, his dark chocolate eyes burned with fury but there was something else in the depths that she hadn’t seen in a long time, passion.”

“What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?”

“I felt like a thief with a bagful of stolen glances.”

“Lord Randall barreled inside, brandishing his cane in Drew’s face.”You beggarly knave, I was told this marriage was in name only! Who gave you permission to consummate the vows?””Theodore Hopkin, governor of this colony, representative of the kind, and it’s going to cost you plenty, for that daughter of yours is nothing but trouble. What in the blazes were you thinking to allow her an education?”Drew bit back his smile at the man’s shocked expression. Nothing like landing the first punch.Lord Randall furrowed his bushy gray brows.”I knew not about her education until it was too late.”Drew straightened the cuffs of his shirt. “Well, be prepared to pay dearly for it. No man should have to suffer through what I do with the constant spouting of the most addlepated word puzzles you could imagine.”—————————————–“I require fifteen thousand pounds.”Lord Randall spewed ale across the floor. “What! Surely drink has tickled your poor brain. You’re a FARMER, you impudent rascal. I’ll give you five thousand.”Drew plopped his drink onto the table at his side, its contents sloshing over the rim. A satisfied smile broke across his face.”Excellent.” He stood.”When will you take her back to England with you? Today? Tomorrow?”The old man’s red-rimmed eyes widened. “I cannot take her back. Why, she’s already birthed a child!” Drew shrugged. “Fifteen thousand or I send her AND the babe back, with or without you.”

“I undid the wrappings with great curiosity, for Holmes did not normally give gifts. I opened the dark velvet jewller’s box and found inside a shiny new set of picklocks, a younger version of his own. “Holmes, ever the romantic. Mrs. Hudson would be pleased.”