“Like delicate lace,So the threads intertwine,Oh, gossamer webOf wond’rous design!Such beauty and graceWild nature produces…Ughh, look at the spiderSuck out that bug’s juices!”

“Learn from spiders. Sometimes you need to walk sideways”

“I’ll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders.” Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They’re like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They’re organized religion on eight legs.”