Quotes By Author: Rita Rudner

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.”

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”