Quotes By Author: steven colbert
“God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he’s never on welfare in a mysterious way.”
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“There’s nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
“God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he’s never on welfare in a mysterious way.”
“There’s nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”