“What? Did we end up hating each other? Did we end up the way we thought we always knew would? Did I end up wearing khakis because of that fucking ad?”

“The real Julian Wells didn’t die in a cherry-red convertible, overdosing on a highway in Joshua Tree while a choir soared over the sound track.”

“The book was blunt and had an honesty about it, whereas the movie was just a beautiful lie.”

“I have to return some videotapes”