Quotes By Author: Justin Halpern

“… human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever’s freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.”

“Why would you throw a ball in someone’s face?…Huh. That’s a pretty good reason. Well, I can’t do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“You’re like a tornado of bullshit right now. We’ll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else’s house.”