Quotes By Author: liam mccurry

“Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: – Raker CAN piss into the wind. – Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross — just never his own. – Superman wears Raker pajamas. – When Raker jumps into the pool, he doesn’t get wet — the pool gets Raker. – Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Raker THREW her there!! – Raker’s daughter lost her virginity … he got it back. – Raker doesn’t cheat death, he wins fair and square. – Raker turns on a light at night … not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.- When the boogy man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Raker.- Don’t tread on Raker’s cape!”