Quotes By Author: rodney dangerfield

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”