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“The landscape is best described as ‘pedestrian hostile.’ It’s pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.”

- David Sedaris,

Tag: death, hotels, humor,

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”[A Night at the Opera]”

- Groucho Marx

Tag: hotel-rooms, hotels, humor, room-service,

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