“Not entirely fair?” His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great cavern, as swift and cold as the Wendigo on skates. “I am Satan, also called Lucifer the Light Bearer…”Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history?”I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-“”Have you tried saying sorry?” interrupted Cabal.”No, I haven’t! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say ‘sorry’!”

“It’s a philosophical minefield!”Cabal had a brief mental image of Aristotle walking halfway across an open field before unexpectedly disappearing in a fireball. Descartes and Nietzsche looked on appalled. He pulled himself together.”