All Quotes By Tag: Necromancer

“Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.”

“Not entirely fair?” His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great cavern, as swift and cold as the Wendigo on skates. “I am Satan, also called Lucifer the Light Bearer…”Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history?”I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-“”Have you tried saying sorry?” interrupted Cabal.”No, I haven’t! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say ‘sorry’!”