“Well, what I don’t understand is why people get all dressed up and drive to church so they can sit there and get scolded. Seems to me it’d be a whole lot easier for the to just stay home in their pj’s, eat pancakes, and get yelled at over the radion.”

“Life is full of change, honey. That’s how we learn and grow. When we’re born, the Good Lord gives each of us a Life book. Chapter by chapter, we live and learn.”