Quotes By Author: Robert Benchley
“A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.”
“The only cure for a real hangover is death.”
“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”