"Neighbours complaining about someone’s"

“Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.”

- James Oswald,

Tag: barking, black-humor, death, dog, dogs, dying, eating, food, humor, hunger, neighbors, neighbours, noise, racket,

“Zoroastrianism? Oh, there’s never been but a few hundred thousand of them at any one time, mostly located in Iran and India, but that’s it. The one true faith. If you’re not a Zoroastrian, I’m afraid you are bound for Hell.”The man looked stunned and shocked. “It’s not fair.” The demon gave a mirthful laugh. “Well, it was fair when you were sending all the Chinese to Hell who had never heard of Jesus. Wasn’t it?”

- Steven L. Peck

Tag: black-humor, christianity, christians, hell, jesus, lds, mormonism, religion, truth,

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