“Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn’t shaped like an apple. It’s shaped like a banana.”

“Lucy: I don’t understand men.Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed ’em regular-like and give ’em a bit of ‘sugar’ now and then, they’re easy enough. And if they don’t behave, you just toss ’em out on their arses. That’s what I always say.”