All Quotes By Tag: Sobriquet

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren’t made by a stranger.”

“Ranger is an unusual name,” she managed. “Is it a nickname?”It’s a street name,” Ranger said. “I was a Ranger in the army.”I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.”My father’s mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out.My mother froze, her fork poised in midair.That’s sort of a joke,” I told Grandma. “Rangers don’t get dogs pregnant in real life.”I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.”

“You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you “chicken man”?”