“How do I love thee? wondered Orion. “Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally…obviously eternally-that goes without saying.” Holly blinked sweat from her eyes. “Is he serious?” she called over her shoulder to Foaly. “Oh, absolutely,” said the centaur “If he asks you to look for birthmarks, say no immediately.” “Oh, I would never.” Orion assured her. “Ladies don’t look for birthmarks; that is work for jolly fellows like the Goodly Beast and myself. Ladies, like Miss Short, do enough by simply existing. They exude beauty, and that is enough.” “I am not exuding anything.” said Holly, through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. “I beg to differ. You’re exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It’s pastel blue with little dolphins.” Holly gripped the wheel tightly. “I’m going to be sick. Did he just say pastel blue?” “And dolphins, little ones,” said Foaly.”

“Orion brightened. “I have an idea.””Yes?” said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained.”Why don’t we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn’t work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.”

“Look!” said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, “Someone who cares!”

“It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”