All Quotes By Tag: Hygiene

“Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way.”

Card image cap - John Waters,
Tag: atheism, fashion, filth, glamour, god, gods, grime, hygiene, nails, prayer, theism,

“Please, Percy…change your clothes. You smell like you’ve been run over by an electric horse.”

Card image cap - Rick Riordan,
Tag: annabeth-chase, heroes-of-olympus, horses, humor, hygiene, percy-jackson, percy-jackson-and-the-olympians, the-mark-of-athena,