All Quotes By Tag: Mating
“He held up his index finger. ‘Rule one: in any dispute between mates, the male is always to blame, even when he is clearly blameless. Rule two’—his middle finger joined the first—’whenever in doubt, refer to rule one.”
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“I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I’ve got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don’t know how to account for it, but it is so.””It may be Nature’s provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.”
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