“Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.”

“One of my biggest fears is that I’m going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.”

“You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat.”

“You have to be able to recognize your truths in the daylight before you can find them in the dark.”