“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I’ll believe in the ‘Great Pumpkin.’ The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere! (Linus)”

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement. ”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?” …Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, “We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”

“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”

“I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”

“What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?”

“Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?” “What’s that?””The world didn’t come to an end.”

“In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back.”

“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don’t worry…I’m here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”