“You should know this about the rich: they always want to get richer. It is never boring, getting your hands on more money.”

“We are all on stage, my dear. Sometimes we forget our lines, but luckily an offstage helper can whisper our lines to us until we get back on track.”

“Never spit in a lion’s face when you’ve got your hand in his mouth.”

“Adding to my emotional dizziness on Sunday, I spoke with my sister, who kept noting how amazing Michael is, and what a brave and selfless man he is for having helped as he did.”

“If you really wanna be a part of my life, you will get wet with the rain of tweets, be ready for that too. With love yours soulmate.”

“Sometimes you have to let others tell their story about you…even if most of it is fabricated. Your character will tell your side without any words spoken. Do your best to vibrate high even in the midst of a shit storm.”

“Your life is what happens when you’re busy trying to become unbusy.”

“You’re not going to get what you want out of life till you figure out what it wants out of you.”

“If I really start tweeting about you, ‘even the sky will fall in love with me.”