“Oh, they’ll never believe a woman could solve such puzzles. They’ll just assume I’m humoring you by editing it myself and allowing you to put your name to it.”She raised her eyebrows. “But you wouldn’t be.”He humphed. “They’ll never hear me admit it.””I will,” she said, a smile curving her lips.He shrugged. “They’ll believe me, not you.”

“Ho! Wise men say, ‘He who hath not a good and ready memory should never meddle in telling lies.'”Drew smiled. “I have a good and ready memory.”

“Dear newlywed wife, somebody out there is determined to shape your view of intimacy and marriage. You get to choose who will shape your opinion; the Author of marriage or offended humans?”

“Sneezeweed, Drew?”He grinned. “Jealous?””Surprised.””Remind me, and I’ll have a talk with Gerald. Give him a few tips.””Promise?””Absolutely.”

“Their daughter scrunched up her hands and legs, waving them wildly in the air. He opened his palm, allowing the babe to kick his hand.”Is she like a puppy?”Constance choked. “What!”He looked up. “Will she get her spots later?”Laughter bubbled up from within her as she playfully whacked him on the shoulder. “Yes. Yes, I’m afraid she will. As soon as the sun touches her skin, the freckles will appear.”A delicious two-dimple grin spread across his face. “Good. I find I’m rather partial to freckled redheads.”

“Thought you didn’t like red hair.”One of Drew’s dimples kicked in as he draped an arm about Grandma’s shoulder. “Must have me confused with someone else, but I’m not surprised. Seems to happen to most of the older set at some point or other.”

“You could have arrived atop a wildcat and no one would have said a word. They will adore you.”

“Bitter disappointment pushed tears from her eyes.”Now what’s wrong? I said you could wear it.”She drew in a shaky breath.”I w-wanted you to l-like my dreeessssss.”He moved his gaze over her.”The gown makes my mouth water, love.”

“Look. Isn’t he beautiful?”Drew’s expression softened. “Ah, Nellie. He’s bald, pink, and has no teeth. What’s so beautiful about that?”Nellie’s laugh tinkled out like musical chimes while she covered the babe back up.”

“Lord Randall barreled inside, brandishing his cane in Drew’s face.”You beggarly knave, I was told this marriage was in name only! Who gave you permission to consummate the vows?””Theodore Hopkin, governor of this colony, representative of the kind, and it’s going to cost you plenty, for that daughter of yours is nothing but trouble. What in the blazes were you thinking to allow her an education?”Drew bit back his smile at the man’s shocked expression. Nothing like landing the first punch.Lord Randall furrowed his bushy gray brows.”I knew not about her education until it was too late.”Drew straightened the cuffs of his shirt. “Well, be prepared to pay dearly for it. No man should have to suffer through what I do with the constant spouting of the most addlepated word puzzles you could imagine.”—————————————–“I require fifteen thousand pounds.”Lord Randall spewed ale across the floor. “What! Surely drink has tickled your poor brain. You’re a FARMER, you impudent rascal. I’ll give you five thousand.”Drew plopped his drink onto the table at his side, its contents sloshing over the rim. A satisfied smile broke across his face.”Excellent.” He stood.”When will you take her back to England with you? Today? Tomorrow?”The old man’s red-rimmed eyes widened. “I cannot take her back. Why, she’s already birthed a child!” Drew shrugged. “Fifteen thousand or I send her AND the babe back, with or without you.”

“You were kidnapped not?””I was kidnapped.””You were forced not into marriage?””I was forced into marriage.””You want not an annulment?””I want not an annulment.”

“You next,” he said. “Out of those clothes and into bed.”She nodded but didn’t move from Sally’s side. The thought of undressing exhausted her. Where would she find the strength such a task would require?”I’m filthy. I’ll ruin the new bed.””I’ll bring you some fresh water.””I’ve no clothes to change into.”His grin was downright wicked. “I know.”A short laugh escaped her.”

“That first scream, my lord, was indeed your daughter, my wife, and if you kill me, your grandchild will be quite without a father. Won’t you come in?”

“He wants a fifteen thousand pound settlement.””Fifteen thousand!””He says you’re a great deal of trouble.”She hesitated for one startled moment before choking back a laugh.”I am.””I thought so.” He leveled Drew a look. “If I pay you the fifteen thousand, do you swear to keep her?”Drew reared back his head. “Forever?”Her father scowled. “Forever.””Oh, I suppose.” He gave a long-suffering sigh. “If I must.”She bit the insides of her cheeks to keep from laughing outright.”

“Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.”