“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

“Buy a gift for a dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.”

“Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.”