“When I was a little girl,’ I said, sitting down, ‘the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah’s story.’ […]You know what’s weird though? It’s weird that the ark would be such a kids’ story, you know? I mean, it’s…really a story about death. Every person who isn’t in Noah’s family? They die. Every animal, apart from two of each on the boat? They die. They all die in the flood. Billions of creatures. It’s the worst tragedy ever,’ I finished, my voice tied off by a knot in my chest.[…] ‘What the hell,’I said, ‘pardon my language, was that doing on my wallpaper?”

“People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah’s ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it’s about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.”