“At this time of year it’s easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity – the lies, the corruption, the abuse.”

“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.”

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”