“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”

“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”