All Quotes By Tag: Alcohol

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”

Card image cap - George Carlin,
Tag: alcohol, funny, humor, laugh, warning-labels,

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

Card image cap - David Sedaris,
Tag: affection, alcohol, drinking, emotion, humor,

“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.”

Card image cap - Chelsea Handler,
Tag: alcohol, drinking, drinks, humor,

“Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”

Card image cap - Terry Pratchett
Tag: alcohol, death, drinking, humor,

“…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.”

Card image cap - Gillian Flynn,
Tag: alcohol, alone-forever, average, cold, drink, empty, fine, life, loneliness, lonely, love, mediocre, not-good-enough, okay, stuck-in-a-rut, thinking, thoughts, try-too-hard,