All Quotes By Tag: Calvin-and-hobbes
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
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“Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?”Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet”
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
“Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
“I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”