Quotes By Author: Groucho marx
“Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro.”
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“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”
“It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
“We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.”
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
“Room service? Send up a larger room.”[A Night at the Opera]”
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
“Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.”
“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”