“I claim not one religion, practice or belief. I do, however, study all of them. I’m disappointed.”

“My wife made me the man I am today. For those that know me…tell me I’m lying.”

“Shrewd branding is when you remind people that you exist by strategically and periodically engaging them on a wide range of topics without asking them to buy anything. If you prove interesting, trust that they’ll look you up. Now I must get back to my steak.”

“I’m sitting naked on the edge of the bed with my legs ajar, caressing soft parts; marveling at the pulchritude of her navel. I look up to admire the magnificent curvature of her perky breasts and her endearing smile. I was never in love with her desire to undergo cosmetic surgery. I was then, and have fervently remained, in love with her happiness.”

“Oh, my God. A glass of wine, a smile, and that knowing look. Like the clarity one gets after the initial drag of that ooowee. I KNOW she knows she got a nigga.”

“The kids just got back from camp. After four days, it’s great to have them home. I find myself staring at my wife and how she interacts with them. Spoils them. As if she’s making up lost time. I don’t know how else to say it, but that shit is hot.”

“My love, you made me. It is now my reward to keep you whole.”