Quotes By Author: Sherman Alexie

“Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don’t wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is.”

“You must be a rich man,” she said. “Not much of a warrior, though. You keep letting me sneak up on you.”You don’t surprise me,” he said. “The Plains Indians had women who rode their horses eighteen hours a day. They could shoot seven arrows consecutively, have them all in the air at the same time. They were the best light cavalry in the world.” Just my luck,” she said. “An educated Indian.”Yeah,” he said. “Reservation University.”They both laughed at the old joke. Every Indian is an alumnus.Where you from?” she asked.Wellpinit,” he said. “I’m a Spokane.”I should’ve known. You got those fisherman’s hands.”Ain’t no salmon left in our river. Just a school bus and a few hundred basketballs.”What the hell you talking about?”Our basketball team drives into the river and drowns every year,” he said. “It’s a tradition.”She laughed. “You’re just a storyteller, ain’t you?”I’m just telling you things before they happen,” he said. “The same things sons and daughters will tell your mothers and fathers.”Do you ever answer a question straight?”Depends on the question,” he said.Do you want to be my powwow paradise?”

“So I heard the boom of my father’s rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.”

“Did she say anything before she died?” he asked.”Yes,” the surgeon said. “She said, ‘Forgive him'””Forgive him?” my father asked.”I think she was referring to the drunk driver who killed her.”Wow.My grandmother’s last act on earth was a call for forgiveness, love and tolerance.She wanted us to forgive Gerald, the dumb-ass Spokane Indian alcoholic who ran her over and killed her.I think My Dad wanted to go find Gerald and beat him to death.I think my mother would have helped him.I think I would have helped him, too.But my grandmother wanted us to forgive her murderer.Even dead, she was a better person than us.”

“The world even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don’t know.”

“When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.”

“Everyone I have lost in the closing of a doorthe click of the lockis not forgotten, theydo not die but remainwithin the soft edgesof the earth, the ashof house fires and cancerin sin and forgivenesshuddled under old blanketsdreaming their way intomy hands, my heartclosing tight like fists.- “Indian Boy Love Song #1”

“If it’s fiction, then it better be true.”

“You read a book for the story, for each of its words,” Gordy said, “and you draw your cartoons for the story, for each of the words and images. And, yeah, you need to take that seriously, but you should also read and draw because really good books and cartoons give you a boner.”I was shocked:”Did you just say books should give me a boner?””Yes, I did.””Are you serious?””Yeah… don’t you get excited about books?””I don’t think that you’re supposed to get THAT excited about books.””You should get a boner! You have to get a boner!” Gordy shouted. “Come on!”We ran into the Reardan High School Library.”Look at all these books,” he said.”There aren’t that many,” I said. It was a small library in a small high school in a small town.”There are three thousand four hundred and twelve books here,” Gordy said. “I know that because I counted them.””Okay, now you’re officially a freak,” I said.”Yes, it’s a small library. It’s a tiny one. But if you read one of these books a day, it would still take you almost ten years to finish.””What’s your point?””The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don’t know.”Wow. That was a huge idea.Any town, even one as small as Reardan, was a place of mystery. And that meant Wellpinit, the smaller, Indian town, was also a place of mystery.”Okay, so it’s like each of these books is a mystery. Every book is a mystery. And if you read all of the books ever written, it’s like you’ve read one giant mystery. And no matter how much you learn, you keep on learning so much more you need to learn.””Yes, yes, yes, yes,” Gordy said. “Now doesn’t that give you a boner?””I am rock hard,” I said.”

“Do you understand how amazing it is to hear that from an adult? Do you know how amazing it is to hear that from anybody? It’s one of the simplest sentences in the world, just four words, but they’re the four hugest words in the world when they’re put together.You can do it.”

“Poetry = Anger x Imagination”

“When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.And so, laughing and crying, we said good-bye to my grandmother. And when we said goodbye to one grandmother, we said good-bye to all of them.Each funeral was a funeral for all of us.We lived and died together.All of us laughed when they lowered my grandmother into the ground.And all of us laughed when they covered her with dirt.And all of us laughed as we walked and drove and rode our way back to our lonely, lonely houses.”

“The ordinary can be like medicine.”

“And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.”

“It’s not oil that runs the world, it’s shame.”