All Quotes By Tag: Dark-humor
“If only the morbidly religious cared more about real atrocities, like war, poverty, and sports.”
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“I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist… for NOTHING”
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“In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.”
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“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you’ll begin seeing them left and right soon.”
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“So I heard the boom of my father’s rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.”
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“One hand was behind his back, and he held it out, presenting a bouquet of white and smoky purple lilies. “They’re straight from the underworld, by the way. They are everlasting. They won’t die.”
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“I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.”
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“What’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”
“RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren’t lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live.”
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“I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.”