Quotes By Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Uhm, Kevin…””Be quiet, or I swear to God I’ll take you right here.”Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex.Thank goodness.”

“What New York City football team did Joe Namath play for?””The New York City Yankees!”A roar of laughter went up from the crowd, accompanied by more than a few loud groans. Bobby Tom silenced them all with a glare. At the same time, the glitter in his eyes dared any of them to contradict her.When he was certain every person there understood his message, he turned back to Gracie and gathered her into his arms. With a tender look and a gentle brush of his lips, he said, “Exactly right, sweetheart. I had no idea you knew so much about football.”And that was how every last person in Telarosa, Texas, came to understand that Bobby Tom Denton had finally and forever fallen head over heels in love.”

“She’s as plastic as you are! I’m telling you, it’s a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they’ll come out of the birth canal with Fisherprice stamped on their butts!”

“Ironic, isn’t it, what religion does to people?””I guess it’s more ironic what people do to religion.”

“Never mind that. What’s going on with you and Heath?”Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed innocence out of her rusty bag of college acting skills.”What do you mean? Business.””Don’t give me that. We’ve been friends too long.”She switched to a furrowed brow. “He’s my most important client. You know how much this means to me.”Molly wasn’t buying it. “I’ve seen the way you look at him. Like he was a slot machine with triple sevens tattooed on his forehead. If you fall in love with him, I swear I’ll never speak toyou again.” Annabelle nearly choked. She’d known Molly would be suspicious, but she hadn’t expected an outright confrontation. “Are you nuts? Setting aside the fact that he treats me like a flunky, I’d never fall for a workaholic after what I’ve had to go through with my family.” Falling in lust, however, was an entirely different matter.”He has a calculator for a heart,” Molly said. “I thought you liked him.”

“I paid you five thousand instead and promised the balance only if you made the match. As it turns out, this is your lucky day because I’ve decided to write you the full check, whether the match comes from you or from Portia. As long as I have a wife and you’ve been part of the process, you’ll get your money.” He toasted her with his beer mug. “Congratulations.”She put down her fork. “Why would you do that?””Because it’s efficient.””Not as efficient as having Powers handle her own introductions. You’re paying her a fortune to do exactly that.””I’d rather have you.”Her pulse kicked. “Why?”He gave her the melty smile he must have been practicing since the cradle, one that made her feel as though she was the only woman in the world. “Because you’re easier to bully. Do we have a deal or not?””You don’t want a matchmaker. You want a lackey.””Semantics. My hours are erratic, and my schedule changes without warning. It’ll be your job to cope with all that. You’ll soothe ruffled feathers when I need to cancel at the last minute. You’ll keep my dates company when I’m going to be late, entertain them if I have to take a call. If things are going well, you’ll disappear. If not, you’ll make the woman disappear. I told you before. I work hard at my job. I don’t want to have to work hard at this, too.””Basically, you expect me to find your bride, court her, and hand her over at the altar. Or do I have to come on the honeymoon, too?””Definitely not.” He gave her a lazy smile. “I can take care of that all by myself.”

“Life sure is easier when you’re rich.””And a natural born charmer. Don’t forget that part.””How could I?” she retorted. “It’s the only thing we have in common.”

“You try spending six months sitting at somebody’s bedside, waiting for them to die and then tell me that the happy-ending love story isn’t one of God’s good gifts.”

“He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn’t enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very long time. If Annabelle Granger were a few inches taller, a hell of a lot more sophisticated, better organized, less bossy, and more inclined to worship at his feet, she’d have made a perfect wife.”

“[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie’s function in his life. She was God’s joke on him.”

“So, Beav, tell me about yourself.””I’m Blue.””Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn’t be too happy, either.””My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.”

“Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that’s so, I’ll be a nervous wreck before the honeymoon’s over. Although, if they do it in front of me…”He went still. “Did you just propose to me?”She bristled. “Do you have a problem with that?”The scoreboard lit up, and he gave the world a high five. “God, I love you.”

“The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. “Stop it, Kristy! You’re overreacting! Let’s talk about this.” That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird.”

“Now, this is where I draw the line! It’s bad enough everybody in town’s going to be thinkin’ I’m sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she’s just about cornered the market on condoms-I don’t know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin’ a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?”

“You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.”“That’s not true,” he said tightly. “Torie can get me going.”“Torie doesn’t count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.”