Quotes By Author: ricky gervais

“A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents from Santa.”

“Remember, if you don’t sin, then Jesus died for nothing”

“If you try to please everyone you’ll please no one.”

“It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.”

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, “Let there be light.” Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He’s brilliant.”

“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”