“Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.”

“When everything gets answered, it’s fake.”

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”

“What’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”