All Quotes By Tag: Exterminators
“Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.”
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animals,
bloodsuckers,
dates,
dogs,
exterminators,
fleas,
funny,
humor,
humour,
pass-the-fleas-please,
pests,
pets,
puppies,
romance,
romance-gone-wrong,
romantic-evening,
weird,
“Don’t do anything stupid.””Don’t worry,” I whispered over the line, “I’m an expert on stupid.””You’re…””Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they’ve been? I’m like that. A stupidinator.””Never say that word again,” Prof said.”
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