“I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think ‘this was a really goofy, unadmirable stupid time.”

“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey’s) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ”

“You are arrogant”, says the stupid that doesn’t have arguments to fight back ideas, facts or knowledge he can’t accept.”

“Religion can only do two things for mankind; turn them into monster or stupid.”

“Ignorance is bliss’ only if you’re ignorant enough to believe that that’s where bliss comes from.”

“Love makes us do some pretty strange and stupid things at times.”

“To be my own god is to spend my life pretending that I am what I am not. But how do I pretend that such pretending isn’t destroying my life?”

“Sometimes we can’t quite put our finger on something important because we’ve got all of our fingers wrapped around a bunch of other things that are not important.”

“I can rush off a cliff or I can build a bridge across it. And if you look around, we seem to be awfully light on bridges these days because we’re incredibly limited on patience.”

“You can know a lot and still be stupid.”

“Getting older is not an intellectually demanding process.”