“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.”

“Reading poetry is like undressing before a bath. You don’t undress out of fear that your clothes will become wet. You undress because you want the water to touch you. You want to completely immerse yourself in the feeling of the water and to emerge anew.”

“I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern.”

“The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration.”

“Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality.”

“We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both.”

“In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.”

“He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought. “Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from,” he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. “Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.”

“We don’t see snakes because they wear suits, but we see butterflies because they wear pyjamas.”

“Even clothes like to hang out in style.”

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.”

“Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?'””The mood will pass, sir.”