All Quotes By Tag: Impression
“A novel is an impression, not an argument; and there the matter must rest.”
“When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.”
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.”
“There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.”
“Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.”
“If you can’t impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.”
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
“The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.”
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.”
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.”
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.”
“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.”
“Three rules to obey!1. Don’t be over-impressed by your past glories! 2. Don’t be scared by your future stories!3. Be hopeful to get out of today’s miseries!”
“We’re all to driven by materialism. Obsessed with success. With money. With trying to impress people who’ll never be impressed.”
“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”