All Quotes By Tag: Satirists
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”
“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”
“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.”
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.”
“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.”
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.”
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”
“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.”
“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.”
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.”
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.”
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.”