“Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.”

“Tie me up, please…” Chantal said. They looked above at some vines and roots hanging down from the grassy area above the depression in the canal they were standing in. She was in his hands—he had to comply.A little bit of kink was one of the most delicious of erotic pleasures. Catholic school girls were often the horniest—Brett could hardly contain his elation.”

“My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey.”

“Have you ever had an experience with God as wild as your most incredible sexual experience?”

“I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I’m deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.”

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

“They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.”

“How beautiful would it be if we could just see souls instead of bodies? To see love and compassion instead of curves.”