“Most men do not have the balls to help their women to not need them.”

“Many a woman secretly has a crush on a man who secretly has a crush on her man.”

“There is always at least one person wondering if someone who has never loved them still loves them.”

“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.”

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”

“It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.”

“We spend a huge chunk of our lives worrying about whether or not we will eventually get the person and/or the things we need or want. Once we get them, we spend the rest of our lives worrying about whether or not we will eventually lose them.”

“We sometimes congratulate someone, not because we value or find worthy what they have just achieved, but only because we fear coming across as jealous.”

“Being the first to start or leave does not necessarily mean that you will be the first to finish or arrive. Or that you will finish or arrive.”

“After some point, working harder makes achieving the goal harder or even impossible.”

“Our successes are seldom as sweet as our enemies’ failures.”

“Like growth, success is often a steppingstone from failure.”

“We ought to relentlessly ignore excuses, especially those we are told by ourselves.”

“Solving some problems requires less than half the energy or time it took to complain about them.”